lightandwinged:

I rolled a blood elf. His name is Egazki. His nickname is Eggs.

He’s a death knight, so he’s Rotten Eggs.

His time in the Scourge touched his mind a bit, so he’s also Scrambled Eggs.

Occasionally, he will smoke lichbloom and be Fried Eggs.

If he ever becomes a villain, he will be Deviled Eggs.

Conversely, if he ever becomes a detective, he will be Hard Boiled Eggs.