Month: September 2014

shithowdy:

I am so glad my birthday is in two weeks. I am going to be up my parents’ ass about money. Why must you do this to me, computer? I thought we were friends.

Computers are like cats. They’re warm, make weird noises, and are loyal to no-one.

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

Woooooowwww you forgot her most popular album: <first name> <middle name> <last name>, you come here right this instant!

sketchmourne: all these elf dudes in skimpy armor on my dash so  honestly I don’t think Lobster cares what he’s wearing, he kills people with righteous sparkles for godsake

sketchmourne:

all these elf dudes in skimpy armor on my dash so 

honestly I don’t think Lobster cares what he’s wearing, he kills people with righteous sparkles for godsake

xekstrin: king-in-yellow: Ever wanted to see a secretary bird make out with a lammergeier? Nah, me neither.  REMEMBER THE BIRD BL DOUJINSHI? Here are a couple of sample images from both FORBIDDEN BIRD BOY LOVE ~Eden~ and FORBIDDEN BIRD BOY LOVE ~Paradice Reguined~ or, as the

xekstrin:

king-in-yellow:

Ever wanted to see a secretary bird make out with a lammergeier? Nah, me neither. 

REMEMBER THE BIRD BL DOUJINSHI?

Here are a couple of sample images from both FORBIDDEN BIRD BOY LOVE ~Eden~ and FORBIDDEN BIRD BOY LOVE ~Paradice Reguined~ or, as the cover puts it, “BL of the bird, by the bird, for the bird.”

I’m not going to scan either of them more than this, because the creators were nice enough to make them available for international buyers to purchase (here) and (here). (Oops, the first one is sold out.)

It’s mostly short cute stories with totally accurate depictions of birds; I can identify most of the species visually, and it’s weird shit like nightjars and gay penguins and swallows and burrowing owl x king vulture and kiwi x ostrich and all that sort of shit. A+ would buy again.

BIRD YAOI WHICH IS FOR BIRDS

clockworkpriest: “hey kelsey, whatcha drawin” “oh just another ¾ths view warcraft character that I can’t be bothered to color appropriately”

clockworkpriest:

“hey kelsey, whatcha drawin”

“oh just another ¾ths view warcraft character that I can’t be bothered to color appropriately”

porkskins: motdef: I can’t even open a program to screenshot this everything is good look, if you can’t open anything, you can’t run anything that would infect you. I know this because I’m an IT professional

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

look, if you can’t open anything, you can’t run anything that would infect you. I know this because I’m an IT professional