Month: September 2014

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. “Make me”,
  2. “oh really”,
  3. “is that so”

“prove it”

“What’s in it for me?”

“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”

frostbitch: WIP of some icons I’m making for orcfucker and I! I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE ANY PUPILS. #WE ARE MAGICAL vris is literally magic, yes

frostbitch:

WIP of some icons I’m making for orcfucker and I!

I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE ANY PUPILS.

vris is literally magic, yes

I just realized the irony that I have my logitech keyboard/razer hooked up to my mac, and the apple wireless keyboard/mouse hooked up to my PC.

(Because reasons)

frostbitch: orcfucker: who wore it best?frostbitch STOP POSTING MY ART AT LEAST YOU PLUGGED IT BACK IN

frostbitch:

orcfucker:

who wore it best?
frostbitch

STOP POSTING MY ART

AT LEAST YOU PLUGGED IT BACK IN

frostbitch: orcfucker: vrIS WENT TO PEE AND THIS IS ALL THATS ON HER SCREEN BYE JFC MAC Wow someone needs to charge that battery

frostbitch:

orcfucker:

vrIS WENT TO PEE AND THIS IS ALL THATS ON HER SCREEN BYE

JFC MAC

Wow someone needs to charge that battery

samanticshift: moon—cunt: mankvill: komasas: Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy,

samanticshift:

moon—cunt:

mankvill:

komasas:

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

I am literally fcking crying so many tears

tmirai: So I know this is like the equivalent of wrapping a birthday gift in a plastic bag but I said I’d start posting more of my WIPs -and- I am terrible at keeping a secret so I thought I’d throw this up I JUST WON’T SAY WHO IT’S FOR SO SHHHHH NO ONE SAY IT OUTLOUD.

tmirai:

So I know this is like the equivalent of wrapping a birthday gift in a plastic bag but I said I’d start posting more of my WIPs -and- I am terrible at keeping a secret so I thought I’d throw this up I JUST WON’T SAY WHO IT’S FOR SO SHHHHH NO ONE SAY IT OUTLOUD.

vegasthecorgi: Vegas was startled at the bubble wrap, ended up stepping on a bubble, and then started trying to pop them on his own!

vegasthecorgi:

Vegas was startled at the bubble wrap, ended up stepping on a bubble, and then started trying to pop them on his own!