AU Vae: He actually enjoys coffee more than tea and has a dislike of body hair. He made Sutton wax.
… good thing antaeus and kirian are pretty bare, then—
WAIT HE LIKES COFFEE MORE THAN TEA???? WTF HE’S ALWAYS DRINKING TEA, EVERYTHING IS TEA TO HIM WHAT THE FUCK WAHT THE FUCK
He hates instant coffee and as far as I can remember, Acchindrazj doesn’t have electricity or starbucks so yeah.
Vae could own a French press actually!! I can totally see him with one, or he could make coffee the Turkish way (which has been around for centuries)
Wouldn’t owning a French press require that electricity thing?!
And it is canon. He loves his coffee and without it, he is a white haired gremlin. He gets through with tea until he gets out of the city and enjoys his cup of coffee in France.
Only if you want an electric grinder. Other than that it’s completely manual