lobstmourne:

kirahti:

lobstmourne

BEHOLD.  THE STAFF OF LOBSTER-SUMMONING.

OK BLIZZARD I SEE WHAT YOU’RE TRYIN TO DO

The reason I can’t use the staff is because if I used it I would just summon myself, so the act of using it cancels out the effect.  OBVIOUSLY.

I summon myself all the time. It’s the best way to jump off of things.