everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
imagine your OTP just sleeping in the same bed.
no kissing, no sex, no words.
Just the sound of their relaxed breaths and just the slight touch of their hands, feeling so warm and safe sleeping next to the one they love..
Imagine that.
dogslug: dogslug: So one time Joey lost a bet (that she’d win a drinking game) and had to jump nekkid into the Bay. daytime reblarg
So one time Joey lost a bet (that she’d win a drinking game) and had to jump nekkid into the Bay.
daytime reblarg
benchflip: I nearly forgot her scars! Woopsie! Chickenlady Jeiran for varian-butts! :>
Draka is so sassy.
“A real man would treat his mate with respect. And he probably would have caught that axe.”
“You wanted her to stay? This is war, more than ever, this is when family belongs at your side!”
“You fight with much experience Thrall, why do you not have a mate?”
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Now, since the wings work, if only you could choose between this and flight form.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
mstrkrftz: together by Akimasa Harada
oceanwrath: i tried my hand at one of those color palette memes going around and the result is just so laughably horrible. oh my god. oh my god. look what i did. don’t look at what i did. i leave the weird color schemes in your infinitely more capable hands, #artists on tumblr
i tried my hand at one of those color palette memes going around and the result is just so laughably horrible. oh my god. oh my god. look what i did. don’t look at what i did. i leave the weird color schemes in your infinitely more capable hands, #artists on tumblr
omg-man: sulder: omg-man: sulder: legiondarkshatter: This is glorious. Actually, that’s incorrect. It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread. We know that when the
This is glorious.
Actually, that’s incorrect.
It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread.
We know that when the Spy instructed the mercenaries to synchronize their death watches for the gathering to fulfill their last wishes, He told them to set it to 70 hours, not 72. The scene after that lasts for approximately one minute, 25 seconds.
That’s not all! We know that when Miss Pauling arrived to the base, The soldier was present with the Demoman and Spy, meaning he did not spend that time teleporting bread either. This scene lasts for about 54 seconds, adding on the time the mercenaries spent battling the bread monster, this puts the 54 seconds up to 3 minutes and 40 seconds.
For those keeping track at home, we’ve gotten up to a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds of confirmed time the soldier did not spend teleporting bread. This makes 7,505 seconds. Subtracting this from the 259,200 seconds above, the amount of bread loaves the soldier actually teleported is 25,169!
You did not read my argument!
Does it say you want my calculator?
Yes!
