Inspired by Ewebean’s animation.
Tauriel doesn’t take shit from anyone.
“You’re isolating Mirkwood because you don’t want to deal with world issues? Fine, I’m running away to save the Dwarves.”
“Don’t talk to the prisoners? Why, ‘cause Thorin’s nephew is more attractive than half the elves here?”
“It’s my fault Legolas fancies me? Go f**k yourself with your antler collection.”