imagine how done anduin’s guards must be with his shit though
“i have a teenage son but he was never this bad oh my light how many times has this kid run off to do the exact opposite of what his dad said again”
"he just vanished for a week and then he nearly got crushed to death oh light we’re gonna lose our jobs for sure”
“he is talking to a blACK DRAGON HE’S TALKING TO A BLACK DRAGON WHAT IS GOING ON WHY what the fuck do we even tell the king. shit”
"oh yeah sure let’s just go to the weird fucking island with the giant fire monsters on it that’s a nice suitable place for a prince”
"prince wrynn, with all due respect, you would be the first character to die in a horror novel i swear”