BECAUSE I’M JUST IMAGINING ANDUIN AND WRATHION SITTING IN A RESTAURANT WITH VARIAN BECAUSE VARIAN WANTS TO MEET WHO HIS SON IS SPENDING SO MUCH OF HIS TIME WITH AND IT’S A SPORTS BAR OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE IT’S VARIAN AND ANDUIN JUST WANTS WRATHION TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION AND TOLD HIM SO AND VARIAN IS LIKE “WHAT SHOULD WE GET?“ AND WRATHION IS LIKE “ALLOW ME TO READ ALOUD OUR FASCINATING SELECTION.” AND ANDUIN IS QUIETLY LIKE “WRATHION NO PLEASE STOP" AND SINKS DOWN IN THE CORNER OF THE BOOTH LOOKING AT VARIAN’S CONFUSED EXPRESSION AND WRATHION JUST KEEPS FUCKING GOING “YOU CAN ADD CINNABONS, PRINCE ANDUIN. YOU COULD ADD TWO CINNABONS.“