young-alliance-prince:

barkentin:

astrall-cooties:

Do I really have to list it? I mean come on it was partly a bluff- ALRIGHT THEN.

ONE:

It’s a bad thing.

TWO:

It’s a very bad thing, more bad then bad

THREE:

Cheeseburger.

There.

Wait wait 

I am going to need you to elaborate on 3).

I think I am, too, hero.

Especially if it’s “You get a cheeseburger if you stay.”

Especially if I must fight and kill the cow with my bare hands.

…Yes. Yes, let’s do this.

Do you mean an actual cow? Or a Tauren?