young-alliance-prince:

barkentin:

young-alliance-prince:

barkentin:

Do you mean an actual cow? Or a Tauren?

An ACTUAL COW.

But I’ll fight a Tauren right now. Not to the death, just fight.

No weapons.

Hand-to-hand

NAKED

LET’S GO

LET’S DO THIS

I don’t fight without my runeblade.

Oh, you’ll have your runeblade.

Your – what’s average? Seven inch? Eight?

I think it’s seven, because I’m about average and-

WHATEVER I’M MAKING A PENIS JOKE

ARE YOU IN OR OUT!?

That penis joke would probably work better on your father.

I’m in if you go and try it on him first.