Oh, you’ll have your runeblade.
Your – what’s average? Seven inch? Eight?
I think it’s seven, because I’m about average and-
WHATEVER I’M MAKING A PENIS JOKE
ARE YOU IN OR OUT!?
That penis joke would probably work better on your father.
I’m in if you go and try it on him first.
You want me to do what?
Suggest that you fight with your eight inch runeblade? *eyebrow wiggles*
I’m pretty sure that the only person he would want do that kind of sword fighting with right now would be Lor’themar.