This is the last time I bunk with Varian…No, nothing happened. Sorry to disappoint you.
The idiot’s rolled over on top of me and I can’t get up. I swear he consumes cement for breakfast.
And the worst part is he’s drooling in my ear.
*snoring lightly, flopped over on top of Genn. He fidgeted in his sleep a bit, licking his lips and accidentally licking Genn’s ear*
Dear Light…..I’m probably going to get mauled for this, but…
VARIAN! ANDUIN FELL OFF THE ZEPPELIN!
Bets on Wrynn Heroic Leaping off ‘after’ Anduin.