Month: April 2013

kitty-noodles: barkentin: elfsnatch: dragonherring: Lightsaber! staff and a pistol awwyiss Runebade. Doesn’t that mean I can control the zombies? So I guess my fucked coefficient is negative? Bark stop cheating goddammit. That said, my weapon is a training bow. I’d

kitty-noodles:

barkentin:

elfsnatch:

dragonherring:

Lightsaber!

staff and a pistol awwyiss

Runebade.

Doesn’t that mean I can control the zombies?

So I guess my fucked coefficient is negative?

Bark stop cheating goddammit.

That said, my weapon is a training bow.

I’d like roses and baby’s breaths at my funeral please.

~hero class~

elfsnatch: dragonherring: Lightsaber! staff and a pistol awwyiss Runebade. Doesn’t that mean I can control the zombies? So I guess my fucked coefficient is negative?

elfsnatch:

dragonherring:

Lightsaber!

staff and a pistol awwyiss

Runebade.

Doesn’t that mean I can control the zombies?

So I guess my fucked coefficient is negative?

elfsnatch: i drew orcishfury one of their orcs in return for a picture of zarin i hope i drew him acceptably uwu krigoth is a qt

elfsnatch:

i drew orcishfury one of their orcs in return for a picture of zarin

i hope i drew him acceptably uwu

krigoth is a qt

You would think that hurling yourself at 90mph on a motorcycle in the middle of the night wouldn’t be as relaxing as it actually is.

callmekitto: alexandraerin: silverilly: bookshop: mydaywithd: Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass