To the four people who have started following me in the last twenty-four hours:
DID YOU NOT READ THE LAST TAG ON MY ORIGINAL POST.
IT NEEDS TO BE ASSERTED EVEN MORE
OH MY GOD FINE.
ATTENTION NEW FOLLOWERS: I SOMETIMES POST ABOUT GAY BLOOD ELVES HAVING SPARKLETASTIC, NEEDY, EMOTIONALLY UNHEALTHY, OBSESSIVE, BUTTSEX-Y RELATIONSHIPS WITH EACH OTHER.