amoralovesfood:

barkentin:

amoralovesfood:

barkentin:

amoralovesfood:

imenstruatedonit:

How many bad bitches do you know that spit on the Lich King?

-slowly raises hand- guilty

I typically kneel, but whatever floats your boat.

I typically hug him. I spit on him after I finished Rise of the Lich King because he was basically being a stupid idiot the entire book

Seriously. I bet if I could slap him across the face four, maybe five, times; we could have avoided this whole business with the Scourge.

And we wouldn’t have been raised as his OOO SPOOKY UNDEAD HERALDS OOOO

Not a problem. Nozdormu owes me a metric assload of favors (like 6) now.