Month: September 2012

ampharos-with-a-tophat:

Have you guys thought about why Varian took Jaina with him everywhere in WotLK?

Have you?

If it isn’t obvious- VARIAN HAS THE HOTS FOR HER

I mean she’s a mother figure to his son, his most trusted “adviser” and his best friend.

I’m sure the poor guy’s sitting in his throne eating Ben&Jerry’s and watching chickflicks bawling his eyes out.

WHY CAN’T VAR-BEAR BE HAPPY FOR ONCE!?!?!

varian-butts: fagnaros: I TRIED TO PLAY GOD, WARCRAFT FANDOM. I TRIED TO PLAY GOD. HIS CROTCH IS SO HAPPY

varian-butts:

fagnaros:

I TRIED TO PLAY GOD, WARCRAFT FANDOM.

I TRIED TO PLAY GOD.

HIS CROTCH IS SO HAPPY

kiango:

     Where before a handsome, half-elven male had stood, suddnely there was an enormous blue dragon, no less handsome in his own way, but also powerful and not a little frightening. To call him “blue” was an insult to the vast palette of that color with which he had been painted. Azure, cobalt, cerulean, even the unique light blue shade of ice — Kalecgos the dragon bore them all. He flexed his mighty wings, doubtless enjoying the sensation after staying so long in his half-elven form. Beautiful, deadly, dangerous, glorious — he was all of these things, and Jaina suddenly paled when she recalled how sharply she had spoke to him on occasion. 

     He could not read her thoughts, but perhaps he didn’t have to. Kalecgos switched a tail adorned with barbs that looked like icicles, turned his massive horned head on his long, sinuous neck, and caught Jaina’s gaze. She couldn’t look away.


do i really even need to say anything

my 12 year old self would be swooning right now.

Not to mention their little “moment” before Jaina rang up Varian to let him know “HEY VARIAN, BAIL US OUT OK THERE’S A MASSIVE NUMBER OF HORDE COMING OUR WAY AND WE’RE REALLY FUCKED HELP HELP HELP LITERALLY EVERY SECOND COUNTS”

“…but you know we still have a few minutes to flirt before we call Varian i mean who cares right”

Just going to put this here

Anyone have Guild Wars 2?

thestoryofagirl:

Thinking of getting the beta client for Mac, but want some opinions before getting it. Looking for an MMORPG to play. I used to play WoW but not really a fan since cataclysm and Kung fu panda expansions were released. I also don’t want to pay a monthly fee.
Any opinions or suggestions?

in b4 lance

ask-staghelm:

illidong:

ask-staghelm:

illidong:

*kisses every night elf on the ear except fandral cuz he’d probably kill me*

Yes, please stay away from me. Far away, preferably.

well, now that you specifically told me not to..

maybe it would be fun to torment you

:* : *:* :* :* :* 

AWAY

AWAY

GO AWAY BEFORE I TOSS YOU OFF A CLIFF!

NO ONE TOUCHES ME THERE EXCEP-

……JUST GO.

Except Stormrunner?

Reputation with Darnassus decreased by 300

illidong:

ask-staghelm:

illidong:

ask-staghelm:

illidong:

*kisses every night elf on the ear except fandral cuz he’d probably kill me*

Yes, please stay away from me. Far away, preferably.

well, now that you specifically told me not to..

maybe it would be fun to torment you

:* : *:* :* :* :* 

AWAY

AWAY

GO AWAY BEFORE I TOSS YOU OFF A CLIFF!

NO ONE TOUCHES ME THERE EXCEP-

……JUST GO.

IM GONNA KISS YA

lucykrap:

girlwiththekey:

valerieparker:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH

DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS

I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS

BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’

RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’

DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’

WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY? 

HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,

I’M FUCKING CRAZY

BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU

SO ROT THERE MAYBE

With blood elves I have found a whole new kind of snark.

With blood elves I have found a whole new kind of snark.

camping

not-a-comedian:

“and then… he felt an ice cold breath next to his ear… he turned around… and saw…”

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IS THIS WHERE YOU GUYS MAKE OUT

for a moment i thought that was some lich king fan fiction