gaycthulhu:

egelska:

gaycthulhu:

egelska:

you know what? fuck you guys, i fucking like blood elves and if i want to rp another one im going to do exactly that

and then eggs logs in

and she is a corpse

you can suck my blood elf dick i bet it jizzes sPARKLES and you know what I HOPE THE SPARKLES ARE ACTUALLY KNIVES THAT CUT LITTLE TINY PAPER CUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE. BECAUSE BLOOD ELVES.

the joke’s on you, i’m a corpse so your sparkling jizz-daggers do nothing to me

also by putting your dick in my mouth you’ve given yourself the plague enjoy your undeath

also i’m not sure how i sucked your dick through my helmet but we’ll get to that later

I am enjoying my undeath a lot, TYVM