you know what? fuck you guys, i fucking like blood elves and if i want to rp another one im going to do exactly that
and then eggs logs in
and she is a corpse
you can suck my blood elf dick i bet it jizzes sPARKLES and you know what I HOPE THE SPARKLES ARE ACTUALLY KNIVES THAT CUT LITTLE TINY PAPER CUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE. BECAUSE BLOOD ELVES.
the joke’s on you, i’m a corpse so your sparkling jizz-daggers do nothing to me
also by putting your dick in my mouth you’ve given yourself the plague enjoy your undeath
also i’m not sure how i sucked your dick through my helmet but we’ll get to that later
I am enjoying my undeath a lot, TYVM