and do i even need to talk about malfurion’s beard
no i dont
i bet tyrande tells him every morning “why the fuck dont you shave before you went to work malfurion u god damn druids whatever i am too swag for this iM GOING TO GO TAKE CARE OF MY HYGEINE LIKE A GOOD ALLIANCE LEADER”
but then she puts in a bumpit so they’re even
malfurion
lord of the dance elves
druid of the dance
husband of dancerand
brother of illidance
‘illidance’ made me laugh and cough at the same time