Month: April 2012

ask-mistercrowley:

So, Barky brought up th’question of fleas. I’m sure that some of ya mighta been thinkin’ what ol’ Crowley would ‘ave to say about this particular topic.

Well, if I were wunna those true-blooded Gilneans, I’d likely say somethin’ like…

*Lord Crowley exercises his best falsetto and hand-flopping.*

“Well, I never! As if any self-respecting Gilnean would even entertain the thought of being host to a parasitic creature as vile as a flea. Sir, you’ve insulted my dignity and I won’t have it!”

I, ‘owever, am not such a Gilnean.

So… fleas? Let’s be ‘onest, ‘oo gives a damn? All creatures’re out fer their own survival, us worgen too. Circle of life’n all that, innit? So if a worgen ‘as a flea or two, s’just natural. I’m thinkin’ it’d be a bit paradoxical to ‘ate on nature as a worgen, don’cha think, chum?

Oh dear, he’s taken to calling me ‘Barky’ again…