Dirk is one of the best characters, even as a figment of Jake’s imagination

GT: OH GOD NO DONT YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!
TT: You don’t think I’ll do it?
GT: NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!!
TT: Sorry Jake. The plan’s in motion.
TT: Next stop, Boner City.
GT: SO THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG???
GT: TO GIVE ME A BONER???
TT: And you
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TT: Got one.