somebody in my school literally asked someone to prom by shaving it into his horse with the harry potter font
god
if you ever meet a boy who the phrase “he shaved the message into his horse” could ever apply to
do not take him to prom
What on earth is wrong with being someone capable of shaving a message into a horse!? Are you anti-horse owning? Anti-horse-shaving? Anti-cute-harry-potter-horse-themed-shenanigans? I am perplexed.