this one sophomore in my bio class has these sweatpants that are really baggy and have the american flag printed on them and one time we were in class and the kid next to him was crying (I think his friends were fighting with him idk he’s sensitive) and then the american pants kid farted somewhat loudly and the crying kid whisper hissed you just farted on america
and cried more
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