You are not my star to keep.
You did not fall for me.But out of all the stars I have seen,
you are the one that has made me smile the brightest.
Celtic-Poetry, Star (via wnq-writers)
Vetinari gave him a look that did not actually employ a raised eyebrow but which implied that one might be forthcoming if the recipient of the look pushed his luck.
Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett (via brunosaurs4)
SO LOK’TAR OGAR INSOLENT BITCH AND GOL’KOSH I HOPE YOU FACE IT.
Fuckboy McLore (via lobstmourne)
“I sure showed those stupid whores,” the neckbeard lavishes himself in praise as he sits back. He wipes the cheeto dust from his keyboard before typing in “big anime titties”, but only after checking the front page of reddit to see how his fellow soldiers are doing in the battle against those crazy witch-hags.
(via pyxuspie)
We’re fiiiiiiine
my raid team, even when wiping
(especially when wiping)
Don’t quote me boy ‘cuz I ain’t said shit
Eazy-E
I got 99 problems but I’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all.
(via thebeachthing)
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via bled)
*whispers* It doesn’t end at 25.
(via thelonelyscarecrow)
Leather armour is best for sneaking, because it’s literally made of hide
Oooh look at me, I’m a Death Knight! I’m gonna death grip you into my friends! Put cigarettes out on my dick!
Every Death Knight ever (via stonecold-jane-austen)
Do it for the vine, Kilrogg.
Gul’dan, Probably (via citizens-of-dalaran)