Quotes

Who da fuk iz dis aggra bitch? She showz up out of nowher wif dose prep clothez nd her ipod wif jusitn beber nd 1 direktion nd prep musik. Now shez gonna haev thralls bby? Dat shuld b me!!!!!11111!!!11!!!!!

Scene Girl Jaina  (via ecstasyecho)

Just because a couple people on the Supreme Court declare something to be ‘constitutional’ does not make it so. The whole thing remains unconstitutional.

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)

#nope #that’s pretty much what it does

(via agent355)

So……….did he skip Civics or……..?

(via kyssthis16)

Someone needs a dictionary.

(via dolphinsuspicious)

This guy is laughably stupid. Like straight up stupid in the most literal definition of the term.

(via thedisgruntledgradstudent)

He’s right. 

Technically it takes 2 ½ couples.

All this time I was pretending. So much for my happy ending.

Jaina Proudmoore (via subasio)