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Quote – Page 2 – Being undead is no excuse for skipping leg day

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Guys, we are a badass action movie team made entirely of priests. We need a team name… The God Squad! NO! THE A-MEN!

The all-cleric party (via outofcontextdnd)

Okay, but who’s REALLY more of a furry: the elf who turns into animals or the human who’s fucking the elf who turns into animals?

They’re like, 12

The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

Dude, I’m a better dragonborn than you are! At least when I scream “Fus Ro Dah” at something, I’m dealing sonic damage!

Our halfling bard to our dragonborn paladin regarding the former’s use of the “Shout” spell