Chats

Dante: Are you a boy or are you a girl?
Tevruden: I’m a dragon.
Dante: I mean– What’s in your pants?
Tevruden: A knife.

/pizza

Tev: *takes a bite out of his pizza*
Tev: *Adjusts the slice so Midgardsormr can take a bite*
Midgardsormr (who is sitting on Tevruden’s shoulder): *Takes a bite out of Tev’s pizza*
Tev: *takes a bite out of his pizza*

spider-man: venom! i don’t know what you’re up to, but i’m here to stop it
venom: i’m taking pictures of myself for a fetish website for money, parker
venom: that a problem
spider-man: uh
spider-man: no i suppose not
spider-man: how good’s the money in that
venom: you appeal to a completely different demographic, parker

Symmetra: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Symmetra:
Symmetra: Actually, it’s going to bug me if I don’t.

Theramore: *is bombed down*
The ghosts: this is so sad Jaina, play The Daughter of The Sea

Illidan: *Goes to fight Sargeras eternally*
Tyrande: That’s so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.

Illidan: *Goes to fight Sargeras eternally*
Tyrande: That’s so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.

Elf Ear Communication Headcannon

Going up in an abrupt manner: The elf is frightened or startled and wants to hear as best as they can as quick as they can.
Going up in a more smooth manner: The elf is happy or pleased in some way and wants to draw attention to themselves to bask in said pleasure
One ear goes up and the other ear goes down in an abrupt matter: The elf heard something that they want to hone in on from the side of the raised ear. The lowered ear lowers noise from the other direction while the raised ear heightens it from the direction in question.
One ear goes up and the other ear goes down in a smooth manner: The elf is confused and wishes to appear off balance so as to indicate such. (This might be a learned gesture meant to accent the tilting of the head)
Going down in an smooth manner: The elf sad or upset and wishes to appear smaller
Going back: The elf is angry or annoyed. This limits hearing slightly and indicates the elf is “closed off” to whatever upset them.
Ears going crazy: Sometimes happens when an elf is feeling hella embarrassed around the person the love. Like a human stammering for words.
Ears going forward: Cannot actually happen.

“ok everyone, greg bought some cosmetic DLC last night so dont say anything”
greg: *walks into class at 6 foot 11 with devil and angel wings, massive glowing lava sword, long beautiful hair, navy beret, ripped as shit* *metallic robot voice* Hey Guys