if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle
Looks like Tev is having one of *those* mornings
And the version w/o the meme because I love this look for him:


hopping over your backyard fence after stealing from your garden

Looks like Tev is having one of *those* mornings
Had to make a fish version of the unicorn lad too of course. Does this count as a narwhal?
worth noting that Oceangate CEO Stockton Rush is, in fact, on board the missing sub
I am ASSUMING this is the same David Pogue that authored the first six or so editions of

Hate hate hate how when I get angry there is a physical reaction but it’s not glowing eyes or growing claws or something it’s crying. This feels unfair.
Chapter 5 is on it’s way, my comms are done and i am UNCHAINED, release date will be posted soon, along with a ✨special announcement✨
in the meantime, why not reread the story so far while you wait? 👀











