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Hot Takes on the dragonflights

Green dragons are all depressed and probably eat raw baby spinach in front of their fridge

Blue dragons all had a superwholock phase, only some of them grew out of it. they all hate jk rowling

Bronze dragons are extroverts and are always chuggin brewskies

Red dragons think they’re special for preferring tea over coffee but don’t realize that nobody cares. they’re also the second horniest dragonflight (after bronze)

Black dragons all listen to Black Sabbath

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