is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament
because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life
is that one merman wearing jeans
means (mermaid jeans)
The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.
Other highlights of their merchandise:
They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.